Are you a REAL Photoshop Whore?

1. You go to the department store to buy new brushes because you've downloaded all the brushes from the Internet already.

2. At school, you ask if you can have that sponge tool real quick.

3. Actually, everything is a tool for you, like an eat-tool, clock tool, sleep tool, drive tool, think tool and so on. And of course, beer is your favorite blur tool.

4. You see a woman and you don't like her make-up. You think "damn she really should adjust the color settings."

5. You just can't stick to ONE Photoshop version. You use CS2 for photo manipulating, CS for painting and the old 6.0 for other purposes because it's still the best.

6. You can draw a perfectly photorealistic picture with only the pen tool (4 p--now that's what I call an alliteration :P).

7. Your number one pickup line: "Let's merge two layers."

8. Number two: "Wanna check out my new hand tool settings?"

9. You use Clearasil to "reduce the noise" on your skin.

10. You actually bought a legal copy of the program.

11. You have to vomit when you hear someone say "Corel". Now I just hope you didn't puke on your keyboard.

12. You know what ImageReady is for.

13. You wrote all the how-to tips.

14. In fact, whenever Adobe can't answer a question from a customer, they will ask you.

15. You're pissed because in Math you don't learn the calculations you really need.

16. Your eyes see the world in CMYK mode.

17. And your brain can add some filters if necessary.

18. You clear the history and wonder why your ex is still there.

19. You use a projector, because that's the only way to see your print in full view.

20. Your daughter's name is Adobe.

21. You'll probably never read this article because you're too busy with Photoshop.